Now look at them yo-yo`s that`s the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain`t workin` that`s the way you do it
Money for nothin` and chicks for free
Now that ain`t workin` that`s the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain`t dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV`s

See the little fa**ot with the earring and the make-up
Yeah buddy that`s his own hair
That little fa**ot got his own jet airplane
That little fa**ot he`s millionaire

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV`s

I shoulda` learned to play the guitar
I shoulda` learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin` in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he`s up there, what`s that ? Hawaiian noises ?
Bangin` on the bongos like a chimpanzee
That ain`t workin` that`s the way you do it
Get your money for nothin` get your chicks for free

We gotta install ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV`s, Lord

Now that ain`t workin` that`s the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain`t workin` that`s the way you do it
Money for nothin` get your chicks for free
Money for nothin` get chicks for free